Pin Demotivational Poster
TRANQUILIZER DARTS - When time outs aren't doing the trick.
NARF - it was what pinky said.
BE VEWY VEWY QUIET -
HAPPINESS - Nobody really cares if you're miserable, so you might as well be happy.
WE DON'T NEED NO EDUCATION - Yes you do. You've just used a double negative.
Adding Insult To Injury -
Sleeping Beauty -
PIMPING - Who says it aint easy?
I N S A N I T Y - Insanity: Doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result.
being happy -
OH MAN... - How much did I drink last night?
SEEMS LEGIT -
Safety First -
PIZZA FORK - NOT AVAILABLE IN STORES
DISNEY SAILOR SCOUTS - In the name of Jerry Bruckenheimer, WE WILL PUNISH YOU!
MAC - It's like shaving with a bowling pin
PRINCESS DIANA VS. PINK FLOYD - becouse it´s not always good to have "The Wall" as last Hit.
A WORD OF ADVICE - When a woman asks for your opinion , she does not want your opinion . She wants to hear her opinion, just in a deeper voice .
APATHY - I'd post more but I don't really care
HAPPINESS - Is a man, a woman, and a bounce castle.
I OFFENDED YOU WITH MY OPINION - You should here the ones I keep to myself ...
JUSTICE LEAGUE OF ANIME - Someday, fanboys! Someday!
WHARRGARBL - WHARRGARBL
AWWW - he just wants a hug
SHOPPING FOR IDIOTS -
PORCUPINES - Squirrels in ghillie suits.
CROSS TOWN TRAFFIC -
CROPPING - A difference of about 500 friends on Myspace.
IT'S HOT OUT THERE -
I LOVE EXERCISE -
BLACK FRIDAY - We used to build civilizations. Now we build shopping malls.
MARRIAGE - "IÃ¢â‚¬â„¢m here not because I am supposed to be here or, because IÃ¢â‚¬â„¢m trapped here, but because IÃ¢â‚¬â„¢d rather be with you than anywhere else in the world." Richard Bach (The Bridge Across Forever)
BACON - A Synonym for happiness.
DRUNK PUMPKINS - pumpkins plus dink equal CHUNKS
MARRIAGE 101 - Women are never truly happy without something to complain about. No need to put any effort into fulfilling this need; you're already doing at least 2 things she can complain about. One is breathing.
BECAUSE WE BOTH HATE ALL THAT VALENTINE'S DAY CRAP -
KIND OF BRINGS A TEAR TO THE EYE -
CONFUCIUS SAY : - Man Who Take Girl On Camping Trip Have One In-Tent...
HAPPINESS - A bitch with a cock in her mouth
OPINIONS - Are like assholes everyone has one. But no one wants to hear it.
PROTONS HAVE MASS? -
YOU BETTER BE READY -
REMIND THEM -
THE PACKERS - yes, they are this boring
THE PERFECT CONSEQUENCE -
THE PINKY - was sad to know that his nickname 'stinky pinky' would never go away.
CAMOUFLAGE - Now your only concern will be cannibalistic bears... or the ones in heat.
THE DUCK MAN - Was totally cock blocked by Andrew McCarthy
VASH VS. LUPIN - There can be only one!
MY EYES ARE UP HERE... -
PROVERB - Happiness is an unexpected hug.
A LONG TIME AGO - in a galaxy far, far away... Okay, it was Tijuana
YOUR TALL! DO YOU PLAY BASKETBALL? - Your short! Do you play minigolf
HAPINESS - A tiring quest for the rich, a daily routine for the poor.
INSIGNIFIGANCE - You are only one person of 6.5 billion on one planet out of 8 circling one star out of billions in one galaxy among billions of others
GROUP THERAPY - Fun for everyone
EVER FIND THAT PERFECT SLEEPING POSITION? - Me Neither
HAROLD CAMPING - You've just been punk'd !!!
6TH GRADE FOR FACEPLANT - was a pretty typical year
9/11 - 35 Years ago today Salvador Allende died in a coup d'etat. He was replaced by Augusto Pinochet. (The $10 million Nixon invested paid off that day)
MIDNIGHT RENDEZVOUS -
CHRISTMAS WRAPPING - Its all in the Detail & Presentation
THE DOCTOR - Turning it up to 11
WHAT UTTER NONSENSE -
SLEEPING AT WORK - I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm!
WINTER HAIKU - I wake, reluctant; Too cold to get out of bed But I need to pee.
CAT STACKING - Just wait till that pup wakes up!
I NEVER WANTED PERFECTION -
NAIL GUNS - easy on the trigger now.
FUTILITY - Some situations are just outside your capabilities unless your Clark Kent.
JACK DANIELS - Dropping panties since the 1800's
WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE... -
THE SECRET OF HAPPINESS - Is to be happy already.
SPINY - rough, unwelcoming and hostile. Matches my personality perfectly. Sorted. I'm coming back as a cactus.
KARAOKE - WAY Cooler Than Raping And Pillaging
JIMMY HENDRICKS - Pink Floyd Bassist R.I.P. 1942 - 1970
CONSTANT CRAVINGS -
HOMO SEX - Pinky thinks it's great.
DRY HUMPING -
TO PROTECT AND SERVE -
SWEET LORD...... - will you look at that!!!
OPINIONS - MAY CALENDAR -
CAT LADY - You can spot them a mile away... They always buy the big bag.
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