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TRANQUILIZER DARTS - When time outs aren't doing the trick.

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More motifakes by heathentod

pzykosiz - October 18, 2010, 1:11 am
isn't Elmo nice, he's about to draw a picture on her back
GeorgiZhukov - October 18, 2010, 1:10 am
Looks like my daughter after Christmas. This is 5 defiantly.
Budog - October 18, 2010, 12:55 am
I could of used some of those last night for my Granddaughter...
Mr. Shiny - October 12, 2010, 7:12 pm
lol 5 darts!
Chef - May 13, 2010, 6:43 pm
Awesome! 5Ls... is elmo taking the dart out or pushing it in?
MO - May 13, 2010, 9:16 am
apporves.....that's french for really amsome!
MO - May 13, 2010, 8:55 am
Now this is some funny stuff!! Elmo apporves!!

NARF - it was what pinky said.

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Rating: 3.07/5
Ernie - September 6, 2008, 4:11 pm
And "Poit" and "Zort" and "Troz" and...I know far too much about this for my own good.


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Whoflungdung74 - September 16, 2013, 7:14 am
My wife's an Insomniac lol!!
mrbommynuke - October 30, 2011, 11:48 am
its funny cause it true lol
UlyssesArt - October 27, 2011, 7:08 pm
lol very good
tellitlikeitis - October 25, 2011, 9:08 pm
Had to laugh at this one... 5 (more hours of peace for men).
Greeny - October 25, 2011, 8:34 pm
mariand - October 25, 2011, 4:32 pm

HAPPINESS - Nobody really cares if you're miserable, so you might as well be happy.

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Rating: 4.6/5

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Weatherlawyer - January 10, 2012, 4:23 pm
Mothers... Just one... ngh... ngheheh... more and she'll ughrghn..ha..nhe... be really happy...nghghghhhaah!
tellitlikeitis - November 29, 2011, 9:58 pm
No, this is fantastic! So cute.
pugetsound - November 29, 2011, 9:30 pm
That's really creepy.

WE DON'T NEED NO EDUCATION - Yes you do. You've just used a double negative.

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Rating: 4/5

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turbojett - February 6, 2013, 5:33 pm
I was always under the impression they did that on purpose. like a big Eff-You to their educational system.

Adding Insult To Injury -

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Rating: 4.6/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - February 6, 2014, 3:00 pm
Haven;t seen that video, I'm gonna check out it.
Bolverk3778 - February 2, 2014, 7:17 am
Could be a derivative of this news item http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=838Iy08OULQ
nicholsjoshua15 - January 19, 2014, 8:45 pm
Wouldn't you like to know!
rerun - January 19, 2014, 8:32 pm

This poster sounds like it has a back story to it.

Sleeping Beauty -

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Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by Ism

MissPriss - July 12, 2015, 11:10 pm
Never fails, Ism manages to pop back in with a 5L'er everytime.
Cannabal - July 12, 2015, 1:16 am
You, you are just a horrible per5on. For that, I admire you.
concern3 - July 12, 2015, 12:56 am
Scary true a 5er
GaryO - July 11, 2015, 9:47 pm
Beard baby, where ye been?


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Rating: 4.66/5

More motifakes by gas

elf - May 19, 2013, 1:55 pm
Human nature. Everybody wants to close the door behind themselves, not realizing that all those before them were kind enough to leave it open.
gas - December 1, 2011, 8:10 pm
lol, didn't think about that one
Preacher Man - November 23, 2011, 11:15 pm
The bitter truth is that the redneck wouldn't be stopped short by the Native American. He'd just say 'Go back to the reservation!'
gas - November 21, 2011, 11:14 pm
that's a good quote! ironic but no less true. thx all ^^
thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 21, 2011, 12:50 pm
Excellent, I love it! As George Carlin said, "This land was founded by slave owners who wanted to be free." So true.
Budog - November 20, 2011, 6:31 pm
Classic 5L !
Reality Lord - November 20, 2011, 6:21 pm

well done


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Rating: 4.74/5

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Ozbad - February 17, 2012, 2:41 am
Very true .. I think i would like to post this elsewhere to rub it in ..

PIMPING - Who says it aint easy?

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Rating: 1.62/5

More motifakes by cracerjack

your momma - August 21, 2008, 10:09 pm
you do know they are all his sisters right?
S8N - May 29, 2008, 7:52 pm
office whores? all's ya need is a frappuccino and a scone... sorry pimp failure
S8N - May 29, 2008, 7:51 pm
office whores? all's ya need is a frappuccino and a scone... sorry pimp

I N S A N I T Y - Insanity: Doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result.

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Rating: 4.79/5

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CleverUserName - July 31, 2011, 10:07 pm
Including Gold. It works well, but could you imagine how much light bulbs would cost if they were filled with GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD!
corneredbadger - July 31, 2011, 9:54 pm
Edison didnt try the SAME thing over and over he tried thousands of different filaments to create the lightbulb
Bob85 - May 26, 2011, 12:34 pm
Genius and insanity are a fun mix.
CleverUserName - May 21, 2011, 10:00 pm
Oh, Edison was looney as a three dollar bill, but was also a genius, a fun combo!
smalltownguy - May 13, 2011, 7:11 pm
Counterpoint, so Edison was insane while trying to make the lightbulb?
440wakeup - May 13, 2011, 6:58 pm
If at first you don't succeed......
Faceplant31 - May 13, 2011, 11:47 am
Nice pic and text combo, this is a win win.

being happy -

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Rating: 4.81/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 6, 2013, 11:04 am
Perfectly worded along with the picture. 5 one legged doggies.
CloudchaserS - April 24, 2013, 12:52 am
And to be thankful for/want what you have

OH MAN... - How much did I drink last night?


Safety First -


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Rating: 4.21/5

More motifakes by ughomer

Sho - July 4, 2012, 8:56 pm
I'm the weird one that always hold them in my hand?
Vinxman - July 4, 2012, 12:14 pm
Shut up and take my money!
CloudchaserS - July 3, 2012, 11:23 pm
That's like using a knife & fork to eat hushpuppies.
ughomer - July 3, 2012, 4:23 pm
If you call right now, they'll send you a SECOND pizza fork and waive the P&H ($39.47 savings), mao!!
maoworks2 - July 3, 2012, 2:27 pm

DISNEY SAILOR SCOUTS - In the name of Jerry Bruckenheimer, WE WILL PUNISH YOU!

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Rating: 3.03/5

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Woodywood03a - August 29, 2009, 1:56 am
Man... You are wrong. That is just plainly wrong.

MAC - It's like shaving with a bowling pin

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Rating: 3.88/5

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fascistfrenchman - December 17, 2010, 4:04 am
I typed "shrugs," but it didn't stick with my comment?
fascistfrenchman - December 17, 2010, 4:03 am
I thought this was hilarious, but looking at the votes I guess bowling is popular.
Derek - December 16, 2010, 5:24 pm
If you look closely you'll find a cut-throat embedded.

PRINCESS DIANA VS. PINK FLOYD - becouse it´s not always good to have "The Wall" as last Hit.

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Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by Noname5

Greeny - January 5, 2014, 2:13 am
How old is Emily Paige? Wait, I don't want to know...
steve1961 - January 5, 2014, 1:14 am
Before his time, Moo...not everyone is as old as us.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 4, 2014, 11:15 pm
You don't get this poster at all, do you?
nicholsjoshua15 - January 4, 2014, 10:47 pm
F*ck The Wall, The Division Bell is Pink Floyd's best album.
SorayaDarqsyde - December 24, 2011, 6:14 pm
It both makes me laugh and feel dirty for doing so...
Noname5 - September 23, 2011, 12:33 pm
english is not my main language, so please dont mind the mistake ;) just enjoy the idea :D
boosh12345 - September 23, 2011, 12:17 pm
Noname5 - September 21, 2011, 2:06 pm
thanks ;)
MPsniper - September 19, 2011, 9:07 pm
BAM 5 crash test dummies for you

A WORD OF ADVICE - When a woman asks for your opinion , she does not want your opinion . She wants to hear her opinion, just in a deeper voice .

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Rating: 4.54/5

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Sho - April 21, 2012, 2:09 pm
not bad
SteveFurlong - April 18, 2012, 4:14 pm
It's so demotivational only because it's so invariably true.

APATHY - I'd post more but I don't really care

HAPPINESS - Is a man, a woman, and a bounce castle.

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Rating: 4.88/5

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mariand - October 16, 2011, 2:59 pm
nice first try...


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Rating: 4.29/5

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Jones - February 1, 2011, 10:28 pm
Sounds exactly like my first truck. And for that, 5/5.

I OFFENDED YOU WITH MY OPINION - You should here the ones I keep to myself ...

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Rating: 3.96/5

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maoworks2 - February 11, 2012, 8:10 am
Point Made!
Budog - February 11, 2012, 12:22 am
Crap! I definitely missed that one... 8/
ICEMAN - February 10, 2012, 11:49 pm
'Hear' = 2

JUSTICE LEAGUE OF ANIME - Someday, fanboys! Someday!

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Rating: 2.57/5

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Woodywood03a - August 6, 2009, 12:37 am
It is Cutie honey. She is hot on Manga too.
uh... lets see - July 28, 2009, 5:31 pm
starting from the left: don't know, guy from Cyborg 009 (009 probably), don't know, Goku, Lupin, Astro boy, Sailor shits. who are the two I'm missing?


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thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 9, 2013, 12:49 pm
5L + faved XD
thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 9, 2013, 12:48 pm
ROFLMAO! I'm sorry, but I'm odd; I like to see someone puke. Not a little cough then spit. I mean like Niagara Falls it. Vomiting is comical, and the text you chose was perfect, lol. And yes, if I throw up I laugh. Not recommended though, you'll choke.
anosh - December 12, 2011, 11:51 am
5150monkeylove - December 10, 2010, 4:44 am
amen, donk!
Donkasaurus - December 9, 2010, 11:07 pm
@autumnspirit - I believe it roughly translates from sanskrit to "One Lion". @Sho - your avatar is AMAZING
culos - December 8, 2010, 4:32 pm
CTRL-C CTRL-V from a site we don't mention on here. 0L
5150monkeylove - December 7, 2010, 11:25 pm
autumnspirit - December 7, 2010, 10:41 pm
Could you translate please?
Sho - December 7, 2010, 9:04 pm
The one done with the dog was funnier :D
spacedog - December 7, 2010, 4:39 pm
Obviously he isn't man enough to handle the red tide.

AWWW - he just wants a hug


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Rating: 4.38/5

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PORCUPINES - Squirrels in ghillie suits.


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Rating: 4.93/5

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luddy - December 15, 2010, 8:38 pm
nice, gen 1 mraps, d9 bulldozers, must be a route clearice, eod, or sappers.
awesomeflame - December 15, 2010, 12:20 am
heres a 10th vote :)
baldigus - December 14, 2010, 4:18 pm
that brings back some memorys.

CROPPING - A difference of about 500 friends on Myspace.


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More motifakes by Airman

mumbles181 - August 23, 2011, 8:09 pm
It's not an official heat wave till someone asks, on facebook, "Is it hot enough yet?"
Budog - July 21, 2011, 10:21 pm
Does beer count as fluids? Think about it, fluids and a liquid sandwich all in one!


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Rating: 4.83/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 24, 2013, 11:00 pm
However nice thi5 is, am I to believe we're supposed to be thankful for MORONS so we can enjoy people that possess COMMON SENSE?!? I won't have it!
Kyronic - May 21, 2012, 10:46 pm
(A few seconds later) I mean "Kyronic".
Kyronic - May 21, 2012, 10:44 pm
maoworks2 - January 1, 2012, 6:55 pm
Deep !
mariand - January 1, 2012, 12:51 pm


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Rating: 4.71/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - November 1, 2017, 6:15 am
I would still tap that, I'm chubby too!
lgvernon - January 13, 2014, 8:32 pm

I love vintage pinup art. I think it's beautiful. Hilda is my favorite because she's so uninhibited. She's also zaftig, as I have been all my life. She's validating, I suppose. Thanks!
premiumgrade - January 13, 2014, 8:05 pm
LG, I love this character. I ran across Duane Bryers’s Hilda 6 months ago. I’d never seen her before. You’d think I would have considering I’m 68 & she’s been around as far back at 1957. I guess I led a sheltered life.


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Rating: 4.86/5

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Greeny - January 25, 2015, 8:36 am
..just like things in my mind
MissPriss - February 3, 2013, 1:00 pm
I don't really like cats...but I love when they are confused...thanks for the 5L giggle this morning!
maoworks2 - February 3, 2013, 10:51 am
Sister Has A Cat Just Like That Guy Good One GaryO Keep Up The Good Work.


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Rating: 4.43/5

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agdaniele - September 13, 2010, 11:05 pm
Well played!
hootizz - September 13, 2010, 3:35 am
Ahhh..., young love.., if only it knew...!!
Cubbybear - September 12, 2010, 10:19 pm
My precious....

BLACK FRIDAY - We used to build civilizations. Now we build shopping malls.

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Rating: 4/5

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beastmaster - November 29, 2011, 3:01 pm
I KNOW! These people are nuts! Brainwashed into thinking they need MORE, MORE, MORE! Not meee! :)
jejeloman - November 28, 2011, 10:22 pm

MARRIAGE - "I’m here not because I am supposed to be here or, because I’m trapped here, but because I’d rather be with you than anywhere else in the world." Richard Bach (The Bridge Across Forever)

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Rating: 4.45/5

More motifakes by RonE

mariesmini - November 19, 2012, 11:18 am
If anyone knows, please let me know. It's an anniversary gift
mariesmini - November 19, 2012, 10:42 am
where can I buy the " Marriage" poster
warface - September 14, 2011, 6:44 pm
how is this demotivating?
RonE - May 1, 2011, 9:00 am
yeah, saw that after I re-created it... all good... all good lol
Reality Lord - May 1, 2011, 8:56 am

up along the top of this page, see all the motinet sites listed?....click motitwist...upload...voila.
RonE - May 1, 2011, 8:30 am
cool, lemme see if I can figure that one out.
Reality Lord - May 1, 2011, 8:06 am

very nice ron but this belongs more in our sister site motitwist.com. please submit this there as well.


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Rating: 4.75/5

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Hawamleh - November 5, 2010, 9:10 am
Thank You trash
TheTrashHeap - November 5, 2010, 8:46 am
This really is genius Hammy.
Hawamleh - November 5, 2010, 8:44 am
Thank you
Reality Lord - November 5, 2010, 7:12 am

truely de-motivating.
forseti - November 4, 2010, 6:35 pm
If someone wants to remove himself from the gene pool, it musst be Darwinism at it's best. 5 Dinos


BACON - A Synonym for happiness.

DRUNK PUMPKINS - pumpkins plus dink equal CHUNKS

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krissie - July 26, 2009, 1:12 pm
hey - September 12, 2008, 11:14 am
that's bad parenting... get that baby pumpkin outta there...unless its a midget...

MARRIAGE 101 - Women are never truly happy without something to complain about. No need to put any effort into fulfilling this need; you're already doing at least 2 things she can complain about. One is breathing.

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Rating: 4.86/5

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tatespa - May 21, 2012, 8:59 am
Agreed... no truer words have been spoken... damn!!!!
SteveFurlong - May 19, 2012, 5:27 pm
5L for indisputable truth.



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Greeny - December 17, 2011, 7:06 am
Greeny - December 17, 2011, 7:05 am
lol - just to be safe, I'm not showing this to her...

CONFUCIUS SAY : - Man Who Take Girl On Camping Trip Have One In-Tent...

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Rating: 4.31/5

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hootizz - September 12, 2010, 6:58 am
Yeah, I agree.., but they are camping essentials when sharing paddocks with beasts of a 'bovine' nature.........., hang on...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 12, 2010, 6:40 am
Those rubber boots really do it for me.

HAPPINESS - A bitch with a cock in her mouth

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Rating: 2.92/5

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Not schiffy - December 15, 2008, 2:10 pm

OPINIONS - Are like assholes everyone has one. But no one wants to hear it.

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Rating: 1.5/5

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mattb - December 18, 2009, 6:54 pm
yea and they all stink.


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falloutghoul - April 1, 2012, 10:52 pm
"I once visited a crematorium that gave discounts to burn victims."


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Rating: 4.11/5

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djrcreative - February 4, 2012, 4:24 pm
That's awesome! If/when I have a daughter, you best believe she'll know how to defend herself. ESPECIALLY from zombies. ;)
MPsniper - February 4, 2012, 2:24 pm
my daughter, at age 12, completed army small arms firing school and qualed with M-16 rifle.
djrcreative - February 4, 2012, 10:28 am
Yup, squeeze until you run outta ammo. Otherwise, only 1 for me, right? ;P LOL! I get the biggest kick from her smiling. Like she's saying, "I'll kill you. And enjoy it."
MPsniper - February 4, 2012, 8:16 am
trigger discipline...5 loaded magazines for you young lady


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Rating: 4.64/5

More motifakes by Ism

NickDahlmier - March 6, 2016, 6:43 pm
...And I'll show you a woman that's [most likely] "'good-looks'-impaired"!
tomyironmane - July 26, 2013, 2:35 pm
Show me a tomboy who doesn't get on her feminist high horse and look for ways to be offended, who knows how to shoot, fix things, cook over fire, who doesn't play up the helpless cutesy angle to get a man to do things for her. I'll show you a dream girl.
GaryO - July 24, 2013, 10:42 pm
tomyboy, a poster, you should make one
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 24, 2013, 10:27 pm
Whatever you say champ. Car cover?, parking structure?
tomyironmane - July 24, 2013, 3:28 pm
Except some neighborhoods do not have garages, nor do they have places to build them. These are often affluent, vibrant neighborhoods where the inhabitants spend six figures on a car and seven on a house. So get of your gynocentric high horse and can it.
Reality Lord - June 25, 2012, 7:04 pm

i lol'd...nice
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 25, 2012, 11:31 am
If you can afford a boxster, You can afford a Garage. Don't come crying to me when you park outside your mistresses house with your penis extension.

THE PACKERS - yes, they are this boring


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Rating: 4.45/5

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CaptainBaked - April 2, 2011, 6:17 pm
Thanks RL.. You're churning out some pretty impressive ones yourself... I do say old chap!
Reality Lord - April 2, 2011, 11:44 am

dear baked...they just keep getting better and better dude.

THE PINKY - was sad to know that his nickname 'stinky pinky' would never go away.

CAMOUFLAGE - Now your only concern will be cannibalistic bears... or the ones in heat.

THE DUCK MAN - Was totally cock blocked by Andrew McCarthy

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Chopperliscious - May 13, 2009, 6:20 am
Meh - he - WE all got to see Molly Ringwald nakies in years to come. One of the few good things the ninties had to offer - Mollie nakies!
Ag218 - November 10, 2008, 12:09 pm
The Senator?

VASH VS. LUPIN - There can be only one!

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Shrake12 - August 29, 2009, 7:14 pm
Well, Lupin's the one with the gun under Vash's chin. Case closed.
... - August 3, 2009, 5:58 pm
I hate to say it.... But this is not a contest. Master Thief vs Humanoid Typhoon, Great Escape Artist vs The First human Act of God?


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sniperslayer95 - November 28, 2011, 6:17 am
rerun - September 29, 2011, 7:43 pm

I have never heard that one, nice
mariand - September 29, 2011, 12:03 pm
well said

PROVERB - Happiness is an unexpected hug.

A LONG TIME AGO - in a galaxy far, far away... Okay, it was Tijuana

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LogicDude - November 20, 2009, 9:16 am
I saw this show in Tijuana one time...this lady comes out and dances naked, then an AT-AT comes out on stage and they...
Ed-Hyde - November 20, 2009, 7:02 am
Certainly feels far far away the next morning.

YOUR TALL! DO YOU PLAY BASKETBALL? - Your short! Do you play minigolf

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TheTrashHeap - August 14, 2010, 9:11 am

HAPINESS - A tiring quest for the rich, a daily routine for the poor.

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jig - January 21, 2012, 5:29 pm
Well, a missing "p" can make a mod unhappy
Reality Lord - January 20, 2012, 6:34 pm

cannot tell you how hapy i am that you used spell check on this.

INSIGNIFIGANCE - You are only one person of 6.5 billion on one planet out of 8 circling one star out of billions in one galaxy among billions of others

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Wurdsmyth - July 4, 2013, 1:44 am
so spelling does not cunt? "insignificance"
nicholsjoshua15 - February 26, 2013, 2:45 am
You don't care and that's cool by me.
steve1961 - February 26, 2013, 2:34 am
Who are you again? And why would I care? ;)
nicholsjoshua15 - February 26, 2013, 1:43 am
Down among million same. Difficult not to feel just a little bit disappointed and passed over.
hitmanforhire - September 20, 2012, 3:21 pm
i stole your beer what now
Goatboy - September 19, 2012, 4:53 pm
But we're the only one out of the billions of others that has beer. Game over, we win.
lgvernon - March 16, 2012, 6:50 pm

I make an effort to put the toilet seat down ON the cat.
spypengen - March 16, 2012, 9:15 am
wow that must be one confused cat
CloudchaserS - March 15, 2012, 12:36 am
Only reason I put my toilet seat/lid down is so my cat won't drink out of the toilet. Not my dog, my cat
CloudchaserS - March 15, 2012, 12:34 am
With all the billions on billions of planets, there has got to be another planet out there on which there is life and or intelligent life
sgtlover - March 14, 2012, 11:50 pm
So remember when you're feeling small and insecure. How amazingly and unlikely is your birth!
M0rd3kaI - March 14, 2012, 7:45 pm
Demotivational indeed [PS check your inbox on reference to this poster] Personally I agree with holymoly, but disagree with the 4 voters, this is at least worth 4L...
holymoly - March 14, 2012, 5:12 pm
yet I leave the toilet seat up and its the end of the world

GROUP THERAPY - Fun for everyone

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ICEMAN - August 12, 2011, 10:56 pm
Dialed in... 5x5
GySgt1811 - August 12, 2011, 9:20 pm
Opps! The old Gunny slowly closes this door and quietly tiptoes away. Nonchalantly whistling a tune from any Disney movie, he heads south, contemplating what strength there may be in silence. Will he ever learn?
Coombsy007 - August 12, 2011, 8:09 pm
it could be he's thinking of the Mosin Nagant 91/30. I just found a good picture of grouping, much better than I can manage with my jericho 9mm baby eagle over the same distance ;-) and I put it up here.
GySgt1811 - August 12, 2011, 6:02 pm
There, I feel better now. I just finished bush hoggin' the front 10 in the heat - got stung by some ground bees, I'm outa beer and I just started my period! Sheesh! Sorry gang, I guess I just forgot what a 'Lower colonic orifice" I was when I was 15.
GySgt1811 - August 12, 2011, 5:55 pm
(Con't)your a better shot than Jerry Mulecek. But you can't be him. He would know about "rifels" and 100 yards and targets and such...and what "38?" .38 Special, .38 S&W, .38 Schofeld, .38 long Colt, .38 Colt, .38 Kurtz, .380 ACP, etc.? BMA! TBC
GySgt1811 - August 12, 2011, 5:50 pm
No, m91 is not a rifel, it's not even a rifle, it's a target sequence. And 100 yards is approximately 92.3 meters. And those are damn fine minute-of-angle groups. And if you can shoot that group at 97.5 feet off hand with a "38" - TBC
Shooter666 - August 12, 2011, 12:23 pm
m91 is that a rifel ? 100 yards thats 30 meters ? I shoot better with my 38´ on 30 meters
GySgt1811 - August 12, 2011, 12:14 pm
God how I love happy endings! 5 B.R.A.S.S. for you!


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caveman - December 13, 2011, 6:23 am
Dude i will say one thing..................... Nice.

HAROLD CAMPING - You've just been punk'd !!!

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Gramaticus - September 11, 2011, 1:36 pm
Punk'd...by L. Ron Hubbard!

6TH GRADE FOR FACEPLANT - was a pretty typical year

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agdaniele - May 18, 2010, 8:48 pm
He meant "typical" in the sense that it was your fourth try at 6th grade.
Faceplant31 - May 18, 2010, 4:26 pm
Hey now, cmon! They had to remove that thing after my incident, they found that the springs were not to code when placed in a playground where helmet kids such as myself might play on them!

9/11 - 35 Years ago today Salvador Allende died in a coup d'etat. He was replaced by Augusto Pinochet. (The $10 million Nixon invested paid off that day)

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Asbestos - September 28, 2008, 3:09 am
11/9 - I lol'd on that day.


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gas - August 9, 2011, 8:40 pm
I mean, an episode intro
gas - August 9, 2011, 8:36 pm
very nice poster, looks like a Tales from the Crypt intro


CHRISTMAS WRAPPING - Its all in the Detail & Presentation

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shmoe13 - January 10, 2011, 8:30 pm
please can i open it now ive been good...until i open it
Daniel Shortt - December 17, 2010, 6:35 am
cant wait to open it !
hootizz - December 17, 2010, 12:47 am
Hey ya guys, thanks heaps for all the comments, and I hear where you are all coming from.., the honest truth be known it is just really 'amsome' to be a part of the 'clan' and see all your efforts, and then also add my 'Kiwi' take on it as well...
CANADA - December 16, 2010, 9:52 pm
2.9 used to be a good poster rating. anyone else remember that?
Faceplant31 - December 16, 2010, 8:28 pm
No! Make a good poster get good comments and votes make a shat poster get shitty votes and comments.
hootizz - December 16, 2010, 7:49 pm
aaah, I see.., reverse psychology.., ask for 1L's and get 5L's
TheTrashHeap - December 16, 2010, 7:39 pm
The more 5's you ask for the less you will receive.
hootizz - December 16, 2010, 7:39 pm
hootizz - December 16, 2010, 7:37 pm
Yeah I hear you guy's, and yes I agree this one is lame.., but there are a few that I have done that have held a 5 for sometime and then out of the blue it slips back.., I understand that is the nature of the game but just one 5L would be nice..!!
TheTrashHeap - December 16, 2010, 7:31 pm
A single one directed at a random poster is not a bomb. Voting 1 on 100 posters in a row is bombing and voting 1 on every hootizz poster would be bombing. You guys all need to worry less about your ratings and more about the funny.
Faceplant31 - December 16, 2010, 7:24 pm
I would worry about a good poster getting bombed, not this one though hoot.
hootizz - December 16, 2010, 7:13 pm
aaaaah...., 'Yay'.., bombed again..!!


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Hawamleh - September 17, 2010, 7:09 am
The Blind thing is A Lie !
Faceplant31 - September 16, 2010, 10:21 am
you will be blind before you get there hammy
Henna - September 16, 2010, 9:08 am
Love it! 5 fap-hands

THE DOCTOR - Turning it up to 11

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Anonymous2 - May 2, 2010, 11:29 pm
o_O Ah, I see what you did there.
Derek - May 2, 2010, 7:34 pm
They made a good choice with him


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the1stCOMMI3 - August 20, 2011, 3:04 pm
why'd you 1L yourself? I didn't even notice that mistake until you mentioned it
Iconoclast - August 19, 2011, 2:11 pm
It IS a great picture. Resubmit it the way you want it to be seen.
Airman - August 19, 2011, 10:27 am
that third line isn't right. Perfect example of rushing at the end of the day and not reading before hitting submit. I award myself 1L, and may Claude have mercy on my soul. What a waste of a great picture.
the1stCOMMI3 - August 18, 2011, 8:45 pm
nothin' beats the classics. 5 old film reels

SLEEPING AT WORK - I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm!

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WINTER HAIKU - I wake, reluctant; Too cold to get out of bed But I need to pee.

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CAT STACKING - Just wait till that pup wakes up!


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nicholsjoshua15 - June 28, 2014, 3:03 pm
Last night I had a dream of life, and love, and cities burning. Inside the strangest dream I thought I saw the world ending.
M0rd3kaI - September 14, 2012, 5:24 pm
I see what you did there. give me a sec and it's there as well. Thanks.
M0rd3kaI - September 14, 2012, 5:23 pm
I hope you're not referring to "touching" in the way I think you are... Thanks, appreciate it, dabbled a bit, but like the end result. Cheers Brethren.
rerun - September 13, 2012, 8:14 pm

you should post this somewhere else, saw a place with a twist.
Rick69 - September 13, 2012, 3:37 pm
Touching... And beautiful arrangement... Mainly touching...
M0rd3kaI - September 13, 2012, 5:47 am
Thanks Space, Appreciate it.
spacedog - September 12, 2012, 11:35 pm
Nice one Kai. 5L
M0rd3kaI - September 12, 2012, 7:42 pm
Thanks Stevie, much appreciated. And glad to hear that mass of decay you call a heart is still moving. Cheers.
steve1961 - September 12, 2012, 6:51 pm
5l. well deserved. you have moved even my cold heart.

NAIL GUNS - easy on the trigger now.

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Sean - September 5, 2012, 11:59 pm
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 5, 2012, 11:54 pm
Thank you. That Rape means everything to me. It was my first time.
Sean - September 5, 2012, 11:49 pm
and Burton Cummings, and Doug and the Slugs.
Sean - September 5, 2012, 11:48 pm
Yep. For a second there I thought I demanded my mixed rape (r-a-p-e) back. But given that it's Mooooooooooooooooooooo we're talking about here ... he can keep THAT.
Sean - September 5, 2012, 11:45 pm
Test: tape
Sean - September 5, 2012, 11:44 pm
Why is t-a-p-e censored?
Sean - September 5, 2012, 11:42 pm
The children?!! Hey, skkrew the-- uhm, nevermind. But I want that mixed tape I made you. Give it back ya big whiner. And for yor 411 ... it's not all Dalbelo and Arcade Fire. There's some Good Charlet on there, and some Dictators, and National Velvet
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 5, 2012, 9:15 pm
Dammit Sean! come back to us....think about the children.
Sean - September 5, 2012, 8:30 pm
Thanks. You're the goochiest.
lesterinside - September 1, 2012, 11:12 pm
GreyScorpion - October 4, 2010, 8:16 pm
crap, is that were it went? 5L
agdaniele - October 4, 2010, 8:11 pm
spacedog - October 4, 2010, 4:48 pm
Faceplant31 - October 4, 2010, 12:28 pm
5L. Nice one sean

FUTILITY - Some situations are just outside your capabilities unless your Clark Kent.

JACK DANIELS - Dropping panties since the 1800's

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CaptLiberty - November 29, 2011, 12:22 am
FAIL...because you're too lazy to spend 30 seconds googling Jack Daniels to find out it was started in 1875.


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agdaniele - October 5, 2009, 12:58 am
Ok.... now that I'm done concurring, I'm too sleepy to stay online... catch you guys later.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 5, 2009, 12:52 am
Think hard Random....did they say "mind" Cuz they probably just said dirty.
MrRandom - October 5, 2009, 12:51 am
And people say I have a dirty mind...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 5, 2009, 12:46 am
That means Masturbate right?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 5, 2009, 12:45 am
Yes you do.....constantly.
agdaniele - October 5, 2009, 12:45 am
I concur.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 5, 2009, 12:44 am
I see it as a fair trade.
agdaniele - October 5, 2009, 12:43 am
It's a vicious cycle, Canada
CANADA - October 5, 2009, 12:42 am
well i sure aint giving up shine
agdaniele - October 5, 2009, 12:40 am
The lead caused the impotence. Nothing to be ashamed of, though. It's why I stopped eating pencils.
agdaniele - October 5, 2009, 12:40 am
That's what grain alcohol leads to... right?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 5, 2009, 12:38 am
No, It's the chronic masturbation.
CANADA - October 5, 2009, 12:36 am
figured mine was due to the lead from my stihl
agdaniele - October 5, 2009, 12:32 am
That's why?!?!? I just figured is was the grain alcohol.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 5, 2009, 12:31 am
Avoid blue text and remember, We're all half blind from chronic fapping.
Bartimaeus - October 5, 2009, 12:29 am
Thanks, Ron. I'll try something different, I guess.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 4, 2009, 11:10 pm
very apt words of wisdom from our resident artist and dirty old man...........besides the hard to read text, You are doing fine work Bart.
RON - October 4, 2009, 10:45 pm
Mr. Bartimaeus...have notice you keep using a serif font for bottom sentence,s on your posters...just a suggestion...it,s very hard to read and makes you read it over and over to finally get...should use a different font that,s easier to read (solid font)

THE SECRET OF HAPPINESS - Is to be happy already.

SPINY - rough, unwelcoming and hostile. Matches my personality perfectly. Sorted. I'm coming back as a cactus.

KARAOKE - WAY Cooler Than Raping And Pillaging

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screamin361 - November 20, 2012, 4:16 pm
I suppose that depends on what you're into...
Swampfox - October 24, 2012, 3:20 am
The Emigrant Song?

JIMMY HENDRICKS - Pink Floyd Bassist R.I.P. 1942 - 1970

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Genius - October 5, 2009, 5:46 am
You must be a master baiter indeed.
Cerebus42 - September 26, 2009, 2:54 pm
Five lions for your excellent fishing skills.
LogicDude - September 7, 2009, 11:52 am
Hmmmm...caught 2 *checks size limit* they're keepers! *resets troll bait*
PD - September 7, 2009, 1:27 am
Yo dumb azz that Jimmy Page of Led Zeppelin
Jake Eagle - August 28, 2009, 11:55 pm
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roger_Waters dude, roger waters is the bassist for pink floyd, and he's still alive. i guess there's a part to this joke i don't get which is probably the case, and after reading other comments, it looks that way.
Moe - June 3, 2009, 5:45 am
I get that it's a joke. And it's funny, don't get me wrong. BUT...... I still wanted to die when I read that.
Rhodopis - March 25, 2009, 10:09 pm
Cubbybear - March 25, 2009, 9:15 pm
Start a tunnel and die! The troops are at the ready waiting for EGD's signal
dgbt - March 25, 2009, 7:13 pm
Hey, that's not right....................oh, ok, I get it, it's not supposed to be right


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HOMO SEX - Pinky thinks it's great.

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Ghostlypeacockbubbleslug - September 14, 2009, 2:52 am
LMAO YES GO PINKMAN GO! *claps rigorously*
Woodywood03a - August 18, 2009, 1:04 am
Pinky is going to get his ass kicked. in 5...4...3...2
Krissie - August 18, 2009, 1:01 am
lmfao!!! Go Pinky!
mallen - January 17, 2009, 11:19 pm
Pinsel - January 10, 2009, 6:04 pm
*points to pinky* that man is awesome!

Ambition -

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BobbEdwards - July 31, 2013, 9:08 pm
Thanks guys! Submitted it to Shivers :-)
rerun - July 31, 2013, 7:44 pm

Brings a tear to the eyes. Three mod comments and they are all good? Do something bad.....nope. Don't.
Reality Lord - July 31, 2013, 7:39 pm

oh the subtly of it. love it...could you...you know...drop this over at shivers plz?
lgvernon - July 31, 2013, 6:15 pm

A stunning 5LLLLL


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5150monkeylove - November 1, 2010, 12:37 pm
Mad dog and T-bird, companion pets till the end
angelous - November 1, 2010, 9:14 am
Very deep sir. 5L.

C-L-A-S-S -


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Derek - August 27, 2009, 7:09 am
A travesty against the Pre-Raphaelite brotherhood!
Blueglass - January 7, 2009, 11:23 am
This is obviously shopped. We should be able to see the photographer in the mirror. :P
RON - December 31, 2008, 2:34 am
Thank You Mr. Front...idea again from one of you previous comments...the pope dry humping one...lol
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - December 31, 2008, 1:51 am
It's a beautiful miracle! Now I believe in Christmas after all! Great pic, Ron!!


SWEET LORD...... - will you look at that!!!

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Woody - July 20, 2009, 11:12 pm
Thanks dude!
BoneCD - July 19, 2009, 12:13 pm
lmao Aggy
agdaniele - July 19, 2009, 12:03 pm
BoneCD: Moti-philanthropist.
BoneCD - July 19, 2009, 11:33 am
I gave you a 3 Woody....just to brake up the monotony of all those 1's


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falloutghoul - May 8, 2012, 3:33 pm
Without his face, he's SlenderMan with hair.
M0rd3kaI - May 6, 2012, 4:02 am
Thank you lady Vernon, much appreciated.
lgvernon - May 4, 2012, 8:52 pm

Excellent, Sir Mor!~~


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lgvernon - March 20, 2012, 5:18 pm

Thanks! I'm happy to learn you like them. I've always loved pin-up art. Most examples denote a certain feistiness in the women portrayed. I like to think that's part of what makes them so appealing.
Reality Lord - March 20, 2012, 5:12 pm

i gotta agree with gary...love the series
gas - March 20, 2012, 2:45 pm
LOL! and in a manner inversely proportional to the number of clean clothes you have left
lgvernon - March 20, 2012, 11:23 am

Thanks, GaryO!~
GaryO - March 20, 2012, 9:30 am
Love this series, Linda. And this buxom babe is no exception. M-M-M-M-M


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mariand - March 24, 2012, 3:29 am
nicely done... same idea with less votes 150197...lol
lgvernon - March 23, 2012, 11:44 pm

Well, maybe not...
carebear - March 23, 2012, 4:43 pm
(carebear BANNED)
GaryO - March 23, 2012, 8:26 am
Make it three...I'll be raking leave5....WOOF!

CAT LADY - You can spot them a mile away... They always buy the big bag.

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Verdeckt - June 12, 2011, 11:36 am
It's the age old question. Do people like this exist because of Walmart or does Walmart exist because of people like this.